Magic Shop. Below is a list of 7 oddly weird D&D magic items. The Alchemy Jug is my favorite magic item of all time. Admittedly, Ioun stones are some of the most useful magic items in D&D, as, depending on the color, they can give attribute bonuses, regenerate HP, absorb spells, or other genuinely helpful effects. Magic Tricks by Silly Billy; Funny Wands & Funny Props; DVDs; Books, Notes, Magazines, Posters; Tricks from Seriously Silly Book & DVD; Magic Downloads; Used kid show magic; Best Props Ever; Cool Toys For Magicians; See All Items; Free Magic; Blog & Magic News; Essays; Personal Coaching Rock of Throwing: A fist sized rock imbued with ahem, earth power. There's plenty of items that fall into that wonderful middle ground of being useful but also silly! Rock of Returning: S'funny, could have sworn I threw that thing away. 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